You Don't Send Me Cock Pics

For the Pervers/Cité edition of Montreal's most fabulous open mic, GENDER BLENDER, I rewrote the lyrics to Barbra Streisand's classic, "You Don't Send Me Flowers." I also retitled it: "You Don't Send Me Cock Pics." You know a flirtation/relationship is over when the guy won't send you anymore cock pics. My advice to anyone on the receiving end of cock pics: save them in a special folder for a rainy day. And make sure to watch my performance! (Sorry for the sideways filming, but at least the audio is good!)